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Omfg this is so peak, but:
Right, so I live in Manchester, and the attack was the other nights, and chavs have been going round my neighborhood, picking fights with muslims.
After the 1 minute of silence, after my exam, I make my way out of the hall, and go to the main road, and it turns out, if I had left a few minutes earlier, I would have seen the Queen herself passing in a car.
She flew in on a helicopter over my school, and I missed her by like a few minutes, but some of my mates saw her. No word of a lie, hopefully there are some videos of it on Youtube.